Haha! I have the craziest story that took place at this bakery... I was alone, sitting in this cafe. The owner was Arab, some of the other customers were Arab, but there were mostly black customers. All of a sudden, Jesse McCartney's Leavin' music video comes on the large television screen in the upper corner of the restaurant. Remember, I am the only white person. The music video was so perverse (I could not even watch), and all of the other customers' eyes were glued to the screen. I think I turned bright red from embarrassment as Jesse and some woman in the video are making out on this bed on the T.V. It was disgusting. Why the heck do I get stranded in foreign lands, without proper knowledge of the native language, without a cell phone? I don't know. For the record, Lichinga residents...not all white people are pornographic pigs ;)  (Lichinga is a small town in northern Mozambique, not many white folks reside, or even visit it).