The things that happened at this place would have been comical if it didn't actually happen.

We went to this place in hopes of finding a quick in-out brunch place since our friend had to catch a flight. The four of us sit down and proceed to make an order.

Order #1 - fresh fruit bowl + oatmeal. Request that the fruit bowl exclude honeydew cantaloupe. Cost is $13
Order #2 - 2 eggs, sunnyside up. Cost is $11.95
Order #3 - Bread basket - $4
Order #4 - Hotdog Brioche.

Our waiter comes back, there are no hot dogs. Gives me the menu and asks me to find something else.

Our waiter comes back again, fresh fruit bowl is primarily honeydew cantaloupe. To exclude those the cost of the fruit bowl has to double. My friend declines.

Friend #3 adds a salad to his order of breadbasket, I change my order to an Almond Croissant.

Waiter comes back, gives me a raisin and chocolate croissant. They are out of almond croissants. That croissant is on the house.

The eggs come. All that is on a giant plate are two eggs sunny side up and two tiny pieces of toast. All that for $11.95. I kid you not.

The salad come. My friend starts chewing, and part way through he pulls out of his mouth something that looks like a bandage. Not. Looking. Good.

Waiter comes, we show him the plate. He can't believe it. As he takes the plate into the kitchen, we overhear him "Oh mother fu-"

A visibly contrite water comes back, explains thankfully that the "bandage" is actually duct tape. Goodness knows why that was beside the food, but that was how it was mixed in. The salad is now on the house.

We are eager to go at this point and we get our bill. Even with two of our four items comp'd, the bill still came to $25.

Un-believable! At least the waiter was really nice. We all felt bad for the guy.