Well, what can I say? Tumon is like the little cosmopolitan that could, or couldn't....it depends on your perspective of things. Tumon is the tourist center of Guam. If you must have your dose of Louis Vuitton, Gucci, or whatever brand name must-have, then head on to the Duty Free Shopping Center. Just don't mind the gaggle of Japanese tourists though. The nightlife is something else. Unlike most cities or quaint villages, there are no pubs in Tumon. You either get loud, smoky dance clubs or loud smoky nudie bars. I think people here don't like to hear themselves think and the excessive audio assault coupled with the booze and the fags is a temporary form of catharsis. And also, if you can't stand drunk, military douche bags, then find something else to do. Be careful of butterfaced women. There's a reason why the night clubs are so dark and the street lights haven't been paid for. Tumon also has some good places for grub. Stick to the hole in the walls. My favorite restaurants are Ban Thai and Old Town Chinese Restaurant. If you want to gorge yourself, head on to the buffet table at Cafe Kalachucha found in the Westin Hotel.
